The Nun Drying Towel

Introducing our very own ultra-absorbent drying towel – The Nun. So god damn good it should be religious.

- One of the largest chamois towels on the market at 100cm x 73cm (Size does matter just ask your ex-Wife)
- Super-thick 1200GSM material – find a thicker bastard and we’ll buy you a beer
- Will completely dry absolutely any car in one hit, or your money back
- Easily hang your Nun with a handy drying hoop
- Q: How many better drying towels are out there? A: Absolutely nun

May not be a valid offer and if it is the beer may be non-alcoholic

by The Cover Shop – It’s as dry as a Nun’s …… Car.