Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V3.0

 
Dick Soaps! V3.0 (GLOW IN THE DARK / Suction Cupped) Because what's a better way to wash ya hands than to slap ol' mate onto the sink or mirror and fap away at a big soapy. I think ya get the point ;)


Ya know, for when you want to give anyone a that walks into your bathroom during the night a dickin’ good fright.   THIS PRODUCT IS MADE TO ORDER. PLEASE ALLOW 1-5 DAYS TO BE MADE BEFORE SHIPMENT.

Find V2.0: HERE 
Find the originals without the suction cup attached:  HERE

These soaps may look like dick & smell better than any dick you've ever seen. But remember they are indeed still SOAP  and 
for EXTERNAL USE ONLY, ya dirty bitch ;)
We do NOT take responsibility for any damage/injuries caused from misuse of this product. Please do not put soap where soap does not belong, lmao. Green - Watermelon
A sweet Watermelon scent. Smells like Jolly Rancher Watermelon candies.
Blue - Bubblegum
The aroma of a sweet, juicy childhood bubblegum The GLOW pigment in this soap is activated by light. For the best results, charge it in the light or under a lamp! Then then the lights off and watch them glow ;)  
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These dick soaps stand approximately 4” tall


Weighs an estimate of 115g Suction Cup


Ingredients; Water, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Glycerol, Sucrose, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Hydroxide, Tetrasodium EDTA, Fragrance, Colour.


Store:
Celine Xo
Price:
$11.50
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